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www.tolkien.rs/arhiva/ • Pogledaj temu - Monty Python's

Monty Python's

Svi ih bar po malo gledamo

Moderatori: Elu Tingol, Strider, Beren, Seven of Nine

Postod Slash u Uto Feb 15, 2005 11:33 pm

Serija je apsolutni ZAKON!!!

Uglavnom, ljudi su tu podeljeni: ili je obozavaju ili im se uopste nesvidja.
Npr. cale, moj burazer i ja vristimo od smeha, a kevi uopste nije smesno.

Kad se samo setim: And now number one: The Larch, ili Dani salate, pa ono kad lik pokazuje tegle, a iza njega padaju bombe ili jos bolje ono kad objavljuju imena nekih kandidata ili sta vec, pa kao duvaju u pistaljku jer to je deo imena... ma krivljenje...

A super je ona fora - The Funniest Joke in the World - kad englezi smisle neki vic u II svetskom ratu, pa pricaju nemcima a ovi umiru od smeha. I onda dovedu nekog lika na ispitivanje a on nece nista da kaze, pa ga muce: ovaj glavni mu lupa samare, a u stvari uopste ga ne dodiruje, a onaj drugi, bese Otto, tapse rukama i kao proizvodi zvuk lupanja samara.
I onda nemci smisle vic za engleze: Isla dva kikirikija ulicom i jedan je bio napadnut... kikiriki.... ho-ho-ho

Ovde ima cela fora i jos drugih:
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"Svakoj majci treba da je dika, koja ima sina k'o Slotera Nika!"
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Postod Tehanu u Sre Feb 16, 2005 7:36 pm

Da, da jesu, mi recimo u porodici svi zivimo za pajtone, i u skoro svakom razgovoru citiramo par rechenica.
Ali rechenica koja me je zadivila je: Ever since you've married me Douglas, you've treated me like an albatross! :D
E sad josh jedno pitanje: KO je Redzinald Modling koga prechesto pominju i prikazuju njegove slike?

P.S. Ne mogu da odolim a da ne napishem samo ovo:
Doctor and sister enter, and go up to a man.
Doctor: Mr Burtenshaw?
Man:Me, Doctor?
Doctor:No, me Doctor, you Mr Burtenshaw
Man:My wife, Doctor?
Doctor:No. Your wife patient, me Doctor.
Sister:Come this way please.
Man:Me, Sister?
Doctor:No. She sister.Me Doctor.You MR Burtenshaw.
Nurse enters
Nurse:Doctor Walters?
Doctor: Me, nurse. (to sister)You Mr Burtenshaw. (to man) She sister.You Doctor (to nurse)
Nurse: No Doctor.
Doctor: No Doctor.Call ambulance.Keep warm.
Sister:Drink doctor?
Doctor:Drink doctor.Eat sister.Cook Mr Burtenshaw.Nurse me.
Nusre: You, doctor?
Doctor:Me doctorYou Mr Burtenshaw. She nurse.
Man: But my wife, nurse.
Doctor: Your wife not nurse. She nurse.Your wife patient.Be patient.She nurse.Your wife.Me doctor.Yew Tree.U-trecht.U-trillo, U Thant, Euphemism.Me doctor.(knight walks in quickly and hits him over the head with a chicken.)Albatros!

Nije li genijalno! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. Iwill face my fear- I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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Postod Elu Tingol u Sre Feb 16, 2005 8:06 pm

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Postod mikado u Sub Feb 19, 2005 5:42 pm

Peace is a lie, There is only passion
Through passion, I gain strentgh
Through strentgh, I gain power
Through power, I gain victory
Through victory, My chains are broken
The force shall free me

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Postod Tehanu u Ned Feb 20, 2005 3:35 pm

I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. Iwill face my fear- I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

http://hem.passagen.se/aasman/gumby/cle ... /s124a.jpg
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Postod Perin u Pon Jun 20, 2005 2:31 pm

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/Arogantnost je moje srednje ime/
Volite anime a ne znate šta da gledate? Ne brinite! Anime Jedinica će Vam pomoći oko izbora dobrog anime! Dovoljan je samo klik na http://animejedinica.blogspot.com
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Postod samuraj u Pon Jun 20, 2005 6:46 pm

He ,he ti si izgleda njihov najveci fan...
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Postod Slash u Pon Jun 20, 2005 10:43 pm

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"Svakoj majci treba da je dika, koja ima sina k'o Slotera Nika!"
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Postod Perin u Uto Jun 21, 2005 3:06 pm

dovoljno je reci Monty Python...
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/Arogantnost je moje srednje ime/
Volite anime a ne znate šta da gledate? Ne brinite! Anime Jedinica će Vam pomoći oko izbora dobrog anime! Dovoljan je samo klik na http://animejedinica.blogspot.com
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Postod Gawain u Sub Mar 11, 2006 7:56 pm

SKANDAL, moje omiljene novine
U njima piše sve što me interesuje
SKANDAL, moje omiljene novine
Prati sva dešavanja sa estrade

I, kome sisa ispala dok se slikala
Kome se pi*ka vidjela kad je iz audija izlazila
Ko se s kim jebav'o interesuje me pravo
KOGA JE KARLEUŠA PREVARILA JAKO ME ZANIMA
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Postod starstrim u Sub Mar 11, 2006 8:16 pm

I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.
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Postod Strider u Ned Mar 12, 2006 1:38 pm

Stand up
You've got to manage
I won't sympathize
Anymore

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Postod S u Pon Mar 13, 2006 12:30 am

There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in

Blog "Protiv negativnog"
http://honestbender.blogspot.com
Kolumna - No direction home
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Postod Rjonen u Pon Mar 13, 2006 7:08 pm

Mislim znam da je topic o seriji ali da niko ama bash niko :smajlicjpoprekogledastevicu: nije stavio ovo!

You're mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
(ne mogu kucati dalje)
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Postod starstrim u Pon Mar 13, 2006 8:29 pm

I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.
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