Koliko se često kupate?

[draganče]

Računao sam. Ako se svakog dana kupate jedanput i na to potrošite 30 minuta, za nedelju dana potrošite 3 i po sata.
Za mesec dana - 15h
Za godinu vam na to govno ode 7 i po dana.
Za 80 godina, koliko planiram da živim, čovek potroši dve godine kupajući se!

Sada, ako ste budala, pa se kupate i dvaput dnevno, na 80 godina izgubite 4. A ako se još i fenirate ili turpijate nokte, ode to na pet!
Za 4 godine možete da:
- završite fakultet
- napravite četiri(ili više) deteta
- proputujete svet
- zaradite grdnu lovu
- itd.

A šta vi radite? Polivate se vodom i trljate sapunom! I pevate. Traćite život!

Ja se kupam jedared nedeljno, nekad češće (ako mi dolaze gosti), a zimi bogami i ređe. Al' kako stvari stoje i kako računica kaže, moraću da oladim malo sa tom ružnom navikom.

Vreme leti.

[Dain]

[Daemon Blackfyre]

urose on se zajebava (iako ce sad da kaze da se ne zajebava). i ko se jos kupa/tusira pola sata? des minuta plafon i cjao

[draganče]

Istinu zborim. Jednom nedeljno! Mislim, čemu kupanje ako ne vidiš rezultate istog. Što ulazim u vodu ako ona ostane bistra kad izađem iz nje? To mi stvarno nikad neće biti jasno.

[Dain]

Al realno, ako se stvarno tushirash pola sata (ima ljudi jebiga, vole se banjaju) gubish dve godine zhivota od 80.

[Sherif Gile]

[The Forester]

I plus po tom principu tri na kenjanje, jedna na pišanje, jedna na pranje zuba i prosečno šest meseci do godinu dana na prelistavanje debilnih tema na Tolkinu

[draganče]

Ljudi, ja se stvarno ne zajebavam. Gile, ozbiljan sam. Za ribe si, doduše, u pravu; kad se čeljade kupa ono uništava feromone svoje, a oni nose informacije veoma bitne za reprodukciju i ženke se uspaljuju kad ih osete. Tako da si u pravu, ovi metroseksualci moraju prvo dobro da naćeflejišu ribu, da njoj svako čulo otupi, pa tek onda da rčkaju tu nešto.

Foresteru, kenjanje je ipak neizbežno, dok je kupanje luksuz. Ako nekog zanima, ja kenjam dva, do tri puta dnevno, a što je najlepše, čitao sam negde da što frekventije čovek prazni creva to produžuje život i da je to jako zdravo.
Poređenja radi, tamo se navodi, da čovek sere ko grlica, živeo bi 150 godina.

[DjoX]

Poshto ocigledno niko nije hteo da pomene,evo ja cu? A koliko ode na drkanje?

[Pauleta]

Verovatno isto toliko, al' dragance nije voljan toga da se odrekne

[draganče]

Daleko bilo! Pu pu pu. To je kvalitetno utrošeno vreme. Pre bih se večere odreko.

Edit: A i dobro si me sad podsetio...

[DjoX]

Source: Daily mirror.co.uk

TIME is our most precious resource, but few of us really know where it all goes.

Average British man, who lives to the age of 76, and a woman, with a life expectancy of 81

SEX

Women - six months: Of the decades that men and women spend in bed, only six months is having sex, according to bed makers Silentnight. Figures for lovemaking in other places have yet to be compiled...

Men - six months: Men spend exactly the same amount of time as women having sex - for obvious reasons.

EXERCISING

Women - one year: All those hours working up a sweat in the gym or at PE in school takes up a full 12 months of a woman's life.

Men - two years: Playing football, rugby and pool clocks up two years of a man's existence.

SHOPPING

Women - two years: Nationally, women spend an average of 22 minutes a day shopping. That's 651 days in the average lifetime, says Visa and the Future Foundation market research think tank. And surprise, surprise - it's much more than the men.

Men - one year: The survey doesn't say how much of men's time in stores - an average of 370 days - is spent being dragged around by women.

GETTING READY

Women - two years: Working women take an average 90 minutes to get ready. That's made up of 10 minutes showering, 30 minutes applying make-up, 24 minutes doing their hair and 26 minutes deciding what to wear and getting dressed. The research was by lastminute.com

Men - six months: A quick shower, shave and slick of hair gel takes 11 minutes: five minutes in the shower, two minutes shaving, one minute on their hair and three minutes getting dressed. That rises to 32 minutes when a bloke prepares for a night out or a date.

HOUSEHOLD CHORES

Women - two and a half years: Dusting, vacuuming and washing the dishes seriously eats into a woman's time. She spends 12 days a year, or five and a half hours a week, in the domestic doldrums, according to broadband supplier Bulldog.

Men - 18 months: Shocked that men spend so much less time doing household chores than women? No, neither were we.

COOKING

Women - three years: Hard-working women spend 19 days every year slaving over a hot stove, says oven firm Stoves.

Men - one and a half years: Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay aside, most British men prefer the ping of a microwave to spending hours delicately preparing dinner. They are in the kitchen for around 514 days throughout their lives.

DRIVING

Women - three years: Commuting, ferrying the children around and driving on family holidays adds up to 20 hours a week behind the wheel.

Men - three years: Men clock up just as much time behind the wheel, says Lloyds TSB Insurance.

WATCHING TV

Women - 13 years: According to a poll of 30,000 people by NOP World, women spend 18 hours a week glued to the box.

OK, so Desperate Housewives and Corrie are addictive - but just think how else you could spend all that time.

Men - 10 years: The average bloke spends less time watching soaps and more time watching sport. But women have hold of the remote control more often.

QUEUING

Women - four years: Standing in line at the lottery kiosk, bus stop, supermarket or post office seems like a major waste of time - and is. The average adult spends 68 minutes a day standing in a queue.

Men - four years: A larger chunk of men's queuing time is spent standing in line at the bar - as much as 11 months for the average bloke.

EATING

Women - four and a half years: Time spent sitting down at the table to eat is fast diminishing as many busy women eat on the go.

Men - four years: Long lunches and scoffing snacks eats up a long time in a man's life.

INTERNET USE

Women - four and a half years: The amount of time spent surfing the net is increasing steadily each year, and now women spend an average of 11 hours a week online.

Men - six years: Checking up on sport and emailing mates seems to be a big hobby for men. They have even grown fond of online shopping. Well, it saves time in stores, doesn't it?

ON THE PHONE

Women - five and a half years: Over a lifetime we will make or receive 283,126 calls - 155,928 work-related and 127,198 domestic phone chats.

Men - four years: It may come as no surprise that women spend 18 months longer than men nattering on the phone.

WORKING

Women - eight and a half years: Working between the ages of 16 and 60, and taking time off to raise children and at weekends and holidays, clocks up a whole lot of hard labour for women.

Men - 10 and a half years: Slaving away at work from the age of 16 to 65 notches up more than a decade of the average busy man's life.

SLEEPING

Women - 27 years: Eight hours' sleep a night may sound luxurious. But according to a survey by bed makers Silentnight that's how long most women spend dozing when the endless hours spent sleeping as a child and the amount of shut-eye you take through adulthood is averaged. Five years of this time is spent dreaming.

Men - 25 and a half years: Women may not believe that men spend less time in the pit, but in reality it has more to do with their shorter life expectancy than with laziness.

GOING TO THE TOILET

Women - six months: It's a quick in and out of the lav for ladies. Few spend any time reading magazines in the bathroom.

Men - three years: Spending an amazing 40 minutes a day on the loo certainly clocks up over a lifetime, chaps.

[DjoX]

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[DevouredSoul]

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