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Znate onaj vic: Oterala baba dedu na pijacu da kupi čunak. A deda se zamajao, nema ga sat vremena, dva, tri... četiri. Baba već nervozna, zove ga na mobitel, deda se ne javlja. Prošli tako dvanaest časova, dva dana, baba pozvala policiju. Raspisana potraga. Deset dana, dvanaest dana. Ni traga, ni glasa od dede. Baba plače, na jastuku tiho jeca. Mesec dana. Dva meseca. Sve su nade izgubljene. Sevdah. Babino srce vene. Tri godine. Baba ima novog dilbera. Vole se, možda će se i uzeti. Šetaju kejom i ljube se. On ima Fiat Punto i veštački kuk. Jedne večeri, baba se spremala za randevu, kad ču kako se vrata otključavaju. Pretrnu i potrča ka njima, te ugleda svog starog dedu, živog i zdravog kako ulazi. - Pa gde si ti do sad? - Evo ti čunak, jebo te čunak! - uzviknu deda.
"Willing is not enough, we must do. Knowing is not enough, we must apply."
"I don't like jellyfish, they're not a fish, they're just a blob They don't have eyes, fins or scales, like a cod They float about stingin' people in the seas An' no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas. Get rid of them!"
Here lies Firedorn, a hero in bed. He once was alive, but now he's dead. The last woman he bedded, turned out a man and crying in shame, off a cliff he ran.