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DA LI SE NEKO SECA PRICE?

Postod wolfwarder u Ned Okt 05, 2008 9:38 pm

Pre par godina procitao sam na ovom forumu jednu genijalnu pricu, ustavri rec je bila o pismenom sastavu jednog forumasa. Kako je dobio za pismeni da pise o Kostani, tako nesto valjda, ali on posto nije bio procitao morao je da improvizuje. Prica je jako zanimljiva. E, sad posto ne mogu vise da nadjem ovu a i jos neke price na forumu, a ima ih jos nekoliko koje su mi se bas dopale, ali da ih sada ne nabrajam i opsiujem sve.

Moje pitanje je da li su one obrisane ili samo premestene negde drugde? Ako neko moze da mi da link bio bih mu zahvalan?
Isnt it horrible how a family can be tornm apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves!!!!!!
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Re: DA LI SE NEKO SECA PRICE?

Postod Mjollnir u Ned Nov 02, 2008 11:06 am

Mozda ovo?...

Bojim se da je to samo fora, al' ko da je bitno, zanimljivo je...

U prilogu je pismeni zadatak jednog beogradskog gimnazijalca!
Zaslužuje da se pažljivo procita do kraja...

*Napomena pošiljaoca pre nego pocnete da citate ovaj pismeni zadatak
Vladimira Ševe (pisan 12.10.1997.) - teme na pismenom su bile:
- "Koštana"
- "Svetlosti nesta, prestadoh da citam i tuga me obli: opet živim"

Ševa je izabrao ovu drugu...
Gledam, al' oci su mi sklopljene.
Osecam miris sveže lakiranog drveta.Pomislih kako je moj mrtvacki
Sanduk prilicno dobar za pare koje sam dao. Da, konacno sam umro.
Slusam popa koji narice i decu koja se deru: "Kuku! Strikooo!" Odlucih
da se malo prošetam, da vidim je l' mi baba Bosa došla na sahranu. Zacudio
sam se kad sam shvatio koliko se lako krecem. Moram priznati da sam
zadovoljan.
Sahrana je prilicno dobro uradjena. Mile, prvi gucevacki trubac sa
svojim bleh orkestrom dobro je obavljao posao. Svinja se okretala na ražnju,
dok se moj pijani zet valjao u blatu. Baba Stana je sa dedom Milojicom
zamišljeno gledala u moj grob i uzdisala.
Poceh da vicem: "Šta kukaš stara, nije Omoljica mrtav, opet živim",
ali se setih da ne može da me cuje. Pogledah jos jednom moje sirote unucice i
pomislih: "E deco, deco, ko je vas poznavao ni pakao mu nece teško
pasti."
Osetih u tom trenutku kako me nešto vuce na gore: "E pa dodje vreme da
se rastajemo". Putovao sam, mogu vam reci, dobrih pet sati. Na vratima
raja stajao je Sveti Petar. "Zdravo Petre, pa dodje vreme da se i mi
ispricamo".
Petar me je mrko gledao, ali konacno prozbori: "Ne piše ti se dobro,
Omoljice, puno si grešio. Bog te ceka." Priznajem, malo sam se
uplasio, jer ovo mi je, znate, bio prvi susret sa Bogom, a to nije mala stvar.
Cutim ja, cuti on. I tako cutimo mi jedno pola sata i konacno se odvažih pa
rekoh:
"Dobar dan, Bože!". Opet cutimo, a mene vec pocele i noge da izdaju. Znate, ne umire covek svaki dan.
Konacno Bog popravi kravatu, promeškolji se malo na svom oblaku i rece: "Kazi Omoljice."
Ovaj govor sam prilicno dugo spremao pa sam rešio da mu kažem sve od prve do posledje reci:
"O Boze, vladaru carstva nebeskog, Ti koji nebom hodaš, Tvorcu mog psa
Marka, sinova Mirka i Žuje, baba Bose i deda Radovana, mog kuma
Spasoja i izvinjavam se ako sam nekoga u svoj brzopletosti zaboravio da
spomenem..."
Tu stadoh i primetih da se zbunio. Zamislite - Bog tako veliki, ja
tako mali, pa se zbunio preda mnom. Medjutim, našao je nekako prave reci, pa
rece:
- Jesi li ti Omoljice procitao "Koštanu"?
- Nisam - velim ja.
- A jesi li, Omoljice, primetio da svetlosti nesta?
- Nisam - opet cu ja zbunjeno.
- Da li te tuga obli, Omoljice?
- Ne Gospode - rekoh - a zašto?
- Zato što je to, Omoljice, tema ovog pismenog zadatka, i bojim se da
si promašio temu.
Bog je mocan - pomislih u sebi...


**Dobio je 5!!!**


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Re: DA LI SE NEKO SECA PRICE?

Postod Nenemusha u Ned Nov 02, 2008 4:18 pm

::L:: :genije: Kakav manijak! E to je dobar sastav za pismeni ::L::
~*~ Snovi teško umiru i za njih se držimo i onda kada se pretvore u pepeo~*~
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Re: DA LI SE NEKO SECA PRICE?

Postod wolfwarder u Pon Nov 03, 2008 12:56 pm

KRALJUUUUUU!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
To je taj sastav, opet sam se valjao dok sam ga citao. Stvarno je genijalan.
GEEEENIIIIJAAAALAAAN!!!! )
Ja bi mu dao 10!
Isnt it horrible how a family can be tornm apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves!!!!!!
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Re: DA LI SE NEKO SECA PRICE?

Postod *Telhur* u Čet Nov 06, 2008 4:04 am

Maestralno se izvuko.. i to josh kako... :da:
Necu zlato ,hocu MITHRIL!

Hammer of Justice Crushes You.Overpower.
Armies have conquered
And fallen in the end
Kingdoms have risen
Then buried by sand
The earth is our mother
She gives and she takes
She puts us to sleep and
In her light we'll awake
We'll all be forgotten
There's no endless fame
But everything we do
It's never in vain
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