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Re: 300

Postod CrrV u Ned Apr 01, 2007 11:34 am

Pa potrazis pomoc, predimenzioniranog, utripovanog, celavog baju koji pritom ima i kompleks Boga i on ce reiti taj problem ocas posla.
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Re: 300

Postod iceman u Ned Apr 01, 2007 9:22 pm

Konacno odgledah ovaj film! I nisam nesto preterano odusevljen. 300 je previse pitak i prepun rupa, film prosto nema nema sta da isprica. Ovo nije cak ni pseudoistorijski film, vec fantazi film :lol: Sem pocetnih scena borbe koje su odlicno uradjene, onako na stripovski nacin, nista drugo mi se ne dopada. Gluma je uzasna, ne zato sto su ocajni glumci, vec zato sto nemaju sta da odglume. Posle 10 minuta bitke kod Kapije, poceo sam da zevam, vala su bas preterali sa sloumousn scenama. Aman zaman, za vreme trajanja svih tih usporenih kadrova borbi, 'ladno sam mogao poruciti strip pouzecem i procitati ga pre nego sto se zavrsi film. A sama prica je toliko plitka da podseca na trecerazredni fantazi roman:

Bio jednom jedan kralj kraljeva, gospodar prstenaca i alkica poznat kao Kserks. U mracnim memljivim katakombama Persepolisa je iskovao magicne prstenove i alke da vlada nad svim. Zemlje Azije su padale jedne za drugom, moci prstenaca su bile neporecive. Duga mracna ruka Kserksova poce da pada nad maltene praznom Jevropom. Krenuo je dzinovskim brodovima u kome su smesteni svi porobljeni azijski narodi. Na brodovima bejase ogromni elefanti, pecinski trolovi, horde Oraka i uzasni Uruk-Hai Besmrtnici sa svojim strasnim maskama tuznog klovna. Ali najstrasniji bese gospodar prstenaca Kserks sa svojim magicnim alkicama na bradavicama i nozdrvi. Nad grckim drzavicama se nadvio strah, svi uzvikase: Kserks ante portas! Toj uzasnoj pretnji se suprostavio hrabri, mudri i plemeniti Leonida, kralj vilovnjaka Spartanaca, sa svojim lepim, misicavim saborcima. Mudru Leonida izabra tesnac Ognjenu kapiju, medju prostim pukom popularno nazvan Atinin tesnac, toliko bejase tesan prolaz. Leonida imade pomoc vrhovnog valara Olimpa, Zevsa. Gromovnik Zevs bacade svoje gromove na brodove, steta bijase velika. Ali moci prstenaca behu ogromne. Stadose munje i gromovi. Strasni Kserks izadje na obali gde srete Leonidu i rece mu: ''Ovo je Kartagina, jelte? Veni, vidi, vici!!'' A hrabri Leonida ljutito uzviku: ''Ovo nije faking Kartagina. Ovo je SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!'' Nastade velika makljaza gde je krv neprijatelja tekla u potocima. I tu su hrabri vilovnjaci Spartanci imali bozansku pomoc, pomoc valarke kravooke Here koja im je sasila magicne kozne gace i plastove jerbo nijedna kap krvi neprijatelja ne padose na njihova misicava tela, nauljena uz pomoc maslinovog ulja. Razbise Orke, elefante i ostale pripadnike flore i faune. Ovi se naljutise, pa pocednu da bacaju vatrene, eksplodirajuce kugle nastale mracnim vestinama Kserksa. Ali tu se valar Hefest pokazao dostojno. Spartanske stitove je dobro iskovao u nebeskim kovacnicama Olimpa. Kserks popizdeo i rece: Dajem konja i trbusne plsecacice za tajni prolaz! Tu upade covek-slon Kvazimodo i dize dva prste: Boze nad bogovima, kralju kraljeva, Gospodaru Mraka, slucajno znam za jedan fini, lep prolaz. E, mogu li dobiti i jednu od vasih fensi uniformi i Lacostine, bele patike? Kserks pristade. Kserks i njegova horda dodje zguza Leonidi. Hrabri Leonida svestan da ce umreti, poce da zamislja svoju lepu kraljicu Gorgo kako viri iz zlatnih klasja zita...

Ridli Skot&Rasel Krou: ''Eej, ne kradite nam foru!''

Zak Snajder&Dzerard Batler: Odjebite, bre! ''

... i ljubi plemenitog Leonidu. Tada Leonida uze svoje mocno, bozansko koplje koji mu je poklonila valarka Dijana, i hitnu ka Kserksu. Svet se smrznu, horde i 300 vilovnjaka zadrzase dah. Koplje je nepogresivo letelo ka Kserksu, Na Olimpu pocese da otvaraju boce sampanjca i da se medjusobno prskaju. Ali, avaj! Moc Kserksovog prstenca na levoj nozdrvi bese nesporna. Koplje ga promasi i napravi mu fensi oziljak slican Leonidovom oziljku na jagodici. Kserks liznu svoju krv i bejase mu jako gorka. Vise nije hteo da se igra, naljuti se zaozbiljno i kriknu: ''Pobijte ih sve!'' Strele prekrise nebo, Sunce se seti da ima sastanak na nekom drugom mestu. Svi vilovnjaci izgidose, pa i sam polubozanski vilovnjak Leonida. Ali pre nego sto je krenuo da vecera u Hadu, ispustio je jaki, pobednicki krik trijumfa. Horda neprijatelja napravise mentalni podsetnik da u sledecem gradu kupe usne trubice, toliko bejase jak Leonidov urlik. Gozba za vrane je pocela!
Posle godinu dana, Kserks se susreo sa poslednjim savezom vilovnjaka Spartanaca i obicnih Atinjana, Arkadjana, Lokrana, tebanaca i ostalih, predvodjenim vodjom Faramirom. Ovaj odrzase govor saborcima da ih nadahne. Faramir poruci mocnom Kserksu: ''No paseran'', otrca preko ravnice, iscupa prstence iz Kserksovih bradavica. Njegovo telo se raspade, ali duh mu je preziveo, pobeze ka mrkim sumama Kambodze. Kraj.



I to je to! Lepo sam vam rekao da je prica jednostavna :ludi_lol:
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Postod Dain u Pon Apr 02, 2007 1:44 am

Ja sam mislio da cje Leonida umreti od otpadanja donje vilice od mnogo deranja. :feler:
Willing is not enough, we must do. Knowing is not enough, we must apply.

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and what's the supstitute for bread and beans?
Do engines get rewarded for their steam?"
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Postod Earvena u Pon Apr 02, 2007 8:43 am

hahha jbt majke mi kolika mu vilica :genije:
"I hate the way you talk to me,and the way you cut your hair,
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare,
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind,
I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you`re always right, I hate it when you lie,
I hate you when you make me laugh,even worse when you make me cry
I hate it that you`re not around,and the fact you didn`t call,
but mostly i hate the way I don`t hate you
...not even close
...not even a little bit
...not even at all.."
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Postod GreyWolf u Pon Apr 02, 2007 9:10 am

/me se drogira soundtrackom
What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
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Postod Wonderlusty u Uto Apr 03, 2007 1:59 pm

Maybe Earth is just a hell of some other planet


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Re: 300

Postod Fingolfin The Elf King u Uto Apr 03, 2007 5:48 pm

Perec je škljocnuo zubima, i pregledao sledeći list. To je takođe bilo naređenje: o posmrtnom administrativnom kažnjavanju - novčanom kaznom u visini četvoromesečne plate - psa vodiča oružane straže G. de Monmoransi "koji je nemarno dopustio sebi da ga uništi atmosfersko pražnjenje (munja)."
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Re: 300

Postod dkdnt u Uto Apr 03, 2007 7:49 pm

ne znam ja o cemu ti pricas? Tolkin sa malim T? Rohani sa malim R?
have no idea. :$reta:
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Postod Shadow u Uto Apr 03, 2007 8:42 pm

''There is no justice, there is only revenge''

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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