Half-ork: -A jel su dinosaurusi celavi?
Veze druzina likantropa, i svadja se sta da mu rade posto nemaju ni srebro ni magicno oruzje. Posle 10 minuta svadje, prilazi mu dwarf, opali mu samar i kaze:
-Glumis nemcima picka ti materina?
DM (Ja): -Pecina je mracna, puna ulegnuca i kamenja, savrseno mesto za zasedu...
Ranger: -Odlicno, pravim zasedu!
Najvece Gluposti I Idiotizmi Igraca
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Shadow u Pet Sep 30, 2005 11:17 am
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Nash Knight u Sub Okt 08, 2005 11:38 pm
COCA-COLA TO ANGOLA!
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od Migza u Pon Okt 17, 2005 8:49 am
Pita DM "Ocete da zanocite ovde u shumi ili idete do grada?"
"Ma pun mi je kurac vishe ove shume, ajmo do grada pa da spavamo k'o ljudi" reche ranger wood elf (koji sam bio ja, ne znam shta mi bi
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"Ma pun mi je kurac vishe ove shume, ajmo do grada pa da spavamo k'o ljudi" reche ranger wood elf (koji sam bio ja, ne znam shta mi bi
)Look towards the forest
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Nameless u Uto Nov 01, 2005 9:37 am
Posle dugog puta na brodu na kome su se desavala misteriozna ubistva i posle duge istrage sherlok holms tipa nismo saznali nista........ iznervirani Half-Orc Barbarian izvodi sve na palubu jer je PROVALIO ko je ubica(int 6)!!!!!!!!!!! I svi tako stoje na palubi nervozno se gledaju i ocekuju sa nestrpljenjem veliko otkrice. Dolazim ja( HO-barb) stanem da izgledam zajebano i kazem: MUKA MI JE BRE!!!!!!! KO JE UBICA!!!!!!! DA SE JAVI JAVI IL POCINJEM DA BIJEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Na kraju sam samo ipak razbio par burica i ne-znam-ti-ja-cega.
The land belongs to nature as far as our eyes can see.The higher we climb,the more we can see.
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od Telcontar Elessar u Pet Nov 18, 2005 3:22 pm
Bullets fly, I pulled the trigger
Revenge is mine, sweet and bitter
Welcome to my hell on earth
this time you'll get hurt
I reload my gun, get ready to run
Fuck your life I'm just having fun
Your time is up, I'll never stop
I'll make you rot, I'll fill your grave
Revenge is mine, sweet and bitter
Welcome to my hell on earth
this time you'll get hurt
I reload my gun, get ready to run
Fuck your life I'm just having fun
Your time is up, I'll never stop
I'll make you rot, I'll fill your grave
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Shadow u Čet Nov 24, 2005 2:15 pm
''There is no justice, there is only revenge''
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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od Migza u Sre Nov 30, 2005 12:34 pm
Look towards the forest
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Shadow u Sre Nov 30, 2005 10:12 pm
E,covece bozji kad procitah onaj deo 'devojka od 16 leta' i 'zagoreo kapetan' pomislih neka dobra perverzija......smrc :bole_travar:
''There is no justice, there is only revenge''
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Shadow u Čet Dec 01, 2005 1:21 am
''There is no justice, there is only revenge''
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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od Migza u Čet Dec 01, 2005 8:56 am
Look towards the forest
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
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- Član
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Shadow u Pet Dec 02, 2005 10:09 pm
Hehe red bull....ja ne koristim,ne znam za ostale....
evo jedne skorasnje provale
Druzina sastavljena od fightera (koji je bio crnac i veoma pervezan),wizarda i rangera.Odose oni da spavaju u nekoj gostionici,i crnac i wizard spavaju u istoj sobi.DM kaze fighteru
''Odjednom se budis usred noci i cujes kako wizard hrce na suprotnoj strani''
''Mrzi me da ustajem iz kreveta,sutnem ga u glavu i kazem mu da umukne''
''Pa nemas toliko dugacku ruku''
''Ko je rekao da ga udaram sa rukom?!?''
....valjda ste skopcali....
evo jedne skorasnje provale
Druzina sastavljena od fightera (koji je bio crnac i veoma pervezan),wizarda i rangera.Odose oni da spavaju u nekoj gostionici,i crnac i wizard spavaju u istoj sobi.DM kaze fighteru
''Odjednom se budis usred noci i cujes kako wizard hrce na suprotnoj strani''
''Mrzi me da ustajem iz kreveta,sutnem ga u glavu i kazem mu da umukne''
''Pa nemas toliko dugacku ruku''
''Ko je rekao da ga udaram sa rukom?!?''
....valjda ste skopcali....
''There is no justice, there is only revenge''
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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- Član
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Queen of the Reich u Čet Dec 08, 2005 11:15 pm
@ migza: pretpostavljam da si prichao o "zagorelom" branetu i sheci "kondukteru"...
sreca njihova da tada josh nisam igrala sa vama, otkinula bih ih od utovara
a shto se tiche uzrechica, poshtapalica i tome sl., shto ne spomenemo i chuveno "kako se zove, ovaj..."
npr. tipichna scena: migzin red da igra i on kaze - uzimam kakosezove, ovaj...; a mi cemo uglas - LUK migza,LUK
ps. sad ti je verovatno krivo shto niko ne moze da te vidi dok me imitirash kako bacam inicijativu
Democracy dealers provide us with pain
In the eyes of our butchers we all are the same
The Crescent, The Cross, all the gods failed
No one can save us, we're already dead
In the eyes of our butchers we all are the same
The Crescent, The Cross, all the gods failed
No one can save us, we're already dead
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od Migza u Pet Dec 09, 2005 12:42 pm
Look towards the forest
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
and meet your insignificance
feel the warmth of the ancient fires
look towards the forest
There won't be no tonight
the world dies with her
There won't be no tonight
she's long gone
" Love is dead and thou art free
she doth live but dead to thee "
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- Član
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Re: NAJVECE GLUPOSTI I IDIOTIZMI IGRACA
od Queen of the Reich u Pet Dec 09, 2005 3:03 pm
Democracy dealers provide us with pain
In the eyes of our butchers we all are the same
The Crescent, The Cross, all the gods failed
No one can save us, we're already dead
In the eyes of our butchers we all are the same
The Crescent, The Cross, all the gods failed
No one can save us, we're already dead
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- Član
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od Telcontar Elessar u Pet Dec 09, 2005 5:01 pm
Bullets fly, I pulled the trigger
Revenge is mine, sweet and bitter
Welcome to my hell on earth
this time you'll get hurt
I reload my gun, get ready to run
Fuck your life I'm just having fun
Your time is up, I'll never stop
I'll make you rot, I'll fill your grave
Revenge is mine, sweet and bitter
Welcome to my hell on earth
this time you'll get hurt
I reload my gun, get ready to run
Fuck your life I'm just having fun
Your time is up, I'll never stop
I'll make you rot, I'll fill your grave
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- Član
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