Alright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now, I for one think evolution is a bunch of BULL-CRAP... But I've been told I have to teach it anyways. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and went something like this:
In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with it, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations!
