The Best News You'll Hear All DayWe bring you good news, people. News that will have even the scroogiest grumps among you looking forward to Christmas. News that will cause many to seriously consider moving to Manchester for at least the next three months. News that will have bars/clubs/working men's club owners of the north falling over each other to get this once-in-a-lifetime dream booking.
Mario Balotelli will apparently be organising the Manchester City Christmas party.
A 'source' told The Daily Star Sunday: "Mario isn't one for drinking and falling out of clubs, he just thinks he can take a party to the next level.
"But some of the lads aren't so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves."
Half-expecting? That's the least we'd want. Frankly, if the party doesn't take place in an Italian women's prison, Mario doesn't come dressed in a costume made of meat, the entertainment isn't choreographed bears dancing to 'La Cucaracha' and Ken Bates isn't hired to play Santa (and gets Gareth Barry on his knee to ask if he's been a good boy this year), we'll be disappointed.
